Tum-boneKenny

Dec 16

“All service animals are permitted at Scottrade Center. Please notify your ticket seller at the time of purchase so that an aisle seat may be selected for you if you desire to accommodate your service animal.” —

http://www.scottradecenter.com/ 

Rebuttal: No, no, my doggy gets a seat!

Rebuttal: No, no need to accommodate him, I’ll just leave him in the car.

Oct 05

Things I actually find myself saying at work

This was a response to a grad student’s trouble ticket:

I’ve brought the computer back down to 1125.  It’s been reinstalled with TSG’s CentOS install.  (If it has network problems in the future, reinstalling the operating system isn’t a very fruitful first step in troubleshooting.)  If its networking acts up again, try powering it off and back on again.  If this is more than an occasional thing, let us know and we’ll bring the issue up with HP.

Jun 16

Blue Waters Thursday

A different proposal for Thursday fun this week…  Tomorrow evening is
an open house for the new NCSA Peta Scale computing data center next to
the Assembly Hall lot.

http://illinois.edu/calendar/Calendar?ACTION=VIEW_EVENT&calId=772&skinId=160&DATE=6/16/2010&eventId=170886

Should be fun if you’re into data center porn.  I’m throwing out meeting
there at 5, doing some tour schtick, then going out for dinner/drinks.
We can keep up the theme by ordering drinks like blue margaritas, blue
moons, scotch and waters, or just waters.

(When I think Blue Waters, I think many things, but the DMB song Still
Waters jumps in my head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTEBAq4OBHs&feature=related
wild eyes in the wilderness
where you goin with the devil in hand?)

Anyone interested?

Kenny

May 28

This kind of issue defines why a site should have a storage architect, to select the best overall implementation of such storage, including safeguarding against problems. Some storage requires only failsafe protection represented in RAID 1 or RAID 5. Some requires multi-generation file-level backup for recoverability from logical errors and tampering. Then there are disaster recovery requirements of the site. The site storage specialist would also have knowledge of the characteristics of the data at the site, and be versed in regulatory requirements, for privacy and retention factors to be considered in the overall solution. The storage specialist would also be up on the latest storage technologies and products, to select the most appropriate to the needs.

The days of a company department acquiring a clump of disk and implementing it in an arbitrary manner are long gone…or should be.

” — Richard Sims on the ADSM-L list in response to a thread ‘why create a 12TB LUN’

May 20

Five Laws of Calendars

I found five-laws-of-calendars.txt sitting in my home directory. I don’t remember if I wrote this or stole this. But I’m sure it was when I was thinking in a very Ranganathan-ian way. Topical again as campus switches to Exchange for calendaring and we still have scheduling/announcement problems. It’s not a technology problem, it’s a way of thinking problem. These rules might help.

1st law: Calendars are for use

  • Don’t hold them on a pedistal or behind glass: work with them, share them, use them.
  • It’s okay to put home and work things on the personal calendar. Splitting the two might be more work than its worth.
  • 2nd law: Every scheduler his or her calendar

  • No hidden calendars
  • Open scheduling
  • Open process for reservations and meeting requests
  • Inverse of the third law w/ focus on the viewer
  • 3rd law: Every calendar its viewer

  • Inverse of the second law w/ focus on the calendar
  • Make your calendars findable, shareable, browseable so your community can get the most out of them
  • No unused calendars (if it has no viewer, why have it?)
  • 4th law: Save the time of the scheduler

  • Make it easy to invite people, setup new appointments, see availability
  • Have as many calendars as you need, but no more.
  • 5th law: The calendar is a growing organism

  • Make it easy to get data in, out
  • Work with other devices, signage, displays, reporting, mashups
  • Be flexible
  • Create new calendars when needed, remove old ones
  • May 19

    Why I like the Radio Maria beers on tap…

    From their weekly (?) emails:

    “This week is American Craft beer week and we will be celebrating by having ten RateBeer 100s on tap at one time. Featured are Goose Island Bourbon County Stout, Port Old Viscosity, Port Older Viscosity, and Lost Abbey Angel’s Share. Nineteen of the twenty-seven beers on tap are rated 96 or above. Twenty-four are rated 87 or better and two of the three that aren’t rated highly are tremendous light beers that I think have not been given enough credit. This will be a collection of great beers rarely seen anywhere.”

    I think the 27th unmentioned beer is PBR. You know, for the hipsters.

    http://www.radiomariarestaurant.com/

    May 08

    Laughing Praire Dog Fest @ Canopy Club tonight

    Hey,

    http://www.canopyclub.com/showinfo.php?id=1635
    http://the217.com/articles/view/prepare_for_the_prairie_dog

    So I kinda hate the Canopy club, but I like two of the five bands
    playing at the Laughing Prairie Dog Fest tonight, and the rest sound good enough to pull me in.  You should come out too.

    $13 tix at the door (2c cheaper than buying online…..)  According to WPGU, the order’s:

    New Ruins http://www.myspace.com/newruins
    Yourself and the Air http://www.myspace.com/yourselfandtheair
    Jookabox http://www.myspace.com/jookabox
    Joe Pug http://www.myspace.com/thejoepug

    Doors at 8, but I think a local frat band’s opening.  I’m bad with Canopy scheduling, so I just plan on being there.  Hope to see ya,

    Oct 27

    “O HUSHED October morning mild,
    Thy leaves have ripened to the fall;
    To-morrow’s wind, if it be wild,
    Should waste them all.
    The crows above the forest call;
    To-morrow they may form and go.
    O hushed October morning mild,
    Begin the hours of this day slow,
    Make the day seem to us less brief.
    Hearts not averse to being beguiled,
    Beguile us in the way you know;
    Release one leaf at break of day;
    At noon release another leaf;
    One from our trees, one far away;
    Retard the sun with gentle mist;
    Enchant the land with amethyst.
    Slow, slow!
    For the grapes’ sake, if they were all,
    Whose leaves already are burnt with frost,
    Whose clustered fruit must else be lost—
    For the grapes’ sake along the wall.” —

    Robert Frost / A boy’s will “October”

    http://www.bartleby.com/117/30.html